Adult Tees
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Doctor Prescribed Roid Rage Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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Kicking Cancer's Ass Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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Heme-Onc Cowboy Disco Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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I Am Secreting Toxins Chemo Precautions Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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Personally Victimized By My Immune System Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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Product of Unnatural Selection Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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I Survived Natural Selection Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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PET Scan Superpowers Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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Sorry For What I Said When I Was On Pred Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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One More PET Scan Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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My Cells Love Me Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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Up Yours, Cancer! Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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I Am Contaminated With Radiation Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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Collection: Adult Tees
Tired of the inspirational cancer merch? Same. Our funny cancer t-shirts are made for those who prefer sarcasm over sappiness and jokes over clichés. Whether you’re in the chemo chair, rocking remission, or just embracing your new medically-induced fashion choices, these sarcastic chemo shirts and dark humor cancer tees are here to keep things real (and ridiculously comfortable). Perfect for anyone undergoing radiation therapy, tackling a stem cell transplant, or just looking for an oncology gift that isn’t another pair of fuzzy socks (no hate to the fuzzy socks though).
✔ Designed & Printed in Canada 🇨🇦
✔ Free Shipping Across Canada 🚚
✔ Survivor Owned & Operated 💜
✔ Soft AF – Because Your Skin’s Been Through Enough
Chemo brain? Check. New hair (or lack thereof)? Check. A t-shirt that says what you’re really thinking? Finally. Whether you're looking for a chemo gift, a cancer patient shirt, a radiation therapy gift, or just something that tells the world you’re handling this on your own terms, we’ve got you covered.
Add to cart — because dark humour is now a prescribed part of your treatment plan.
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