Adult Tees
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Doctor Prescribed Roid Rage Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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I Already Kicked Cancer's Ass Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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Heme-Onc Cowboy Disco Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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I Am Secreting Toxins Chemo Precautions Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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No Mo Chemo Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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My Other CAR Is A T-Cell Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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F*ck Cancer Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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Canada Is Not For Sale Adult Unisex Statement Tee - Printed in Canada
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Elbows Up Adult Unisex Statement Tee - Printed in Canada
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New Stem Cells, Who Dis Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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There Is No Good Cancer Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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My Cancer Is None of Your Business Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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No Cancer Talk Today Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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Personally Victimized By My Immune System Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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Product of Unnatural Selection Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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I Survived Natural Selection Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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Collection: Adult Tees
Tired of the inspirational cancer merch? Same. Our funny cancer t-shirts are made for those who prefer sarcasm over sappiness and jokes over clichés. Whether you’re in the chemo chair, rocking remission, or just embracing your new medically-induced fashion choices, these sarcastic chemo shirts and dark humor oncology tees are here to keep things real (and ridiculously comfortable). Perfect for anyone undergoing radiation therapy, tackling a stem cell transplant, or just looking for an oncology gift that isn’t another pair of fuzzy socks (no hate to the fuzzy socks though).
✔ Designed in Canada 🇨🇦
✔ Survivor Owned & Operated 💜
✔ Super Soft with Tearaway Tags For Ultimate Comfort
Chemo brain? Check. New hair (or lack thereof)? Check. A t-shirt that says what you’re really thinking? Finally. Our funny cancer shirts are made to tell the world you’re handling this on your own terms. Ideal as chemo gifts, cancer awareness tees & cancer support t-shirts!
Add to cart — because dark humour is now a prescribed part of your treatment plan.
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