Product of Unnatural Selection Adult Unisex Statement Tee

$30.00 CAD

Sale Sold out

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Heads Up! This item is made-to-order, so returns and exchanges are not accepted.

Size Chart

Adult T-shirts

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve centre back* (in)
XS	16	27	15.5
S	18	28	16.63
M	20	29	17.75
L	22	30	19
XL	24	31	20.25
2XL	26	32	21.5
3XL	28	33	22.63

* Sleeve centre back is measured from the centre of the back of the shirt down to the edge of the sleeve — NOT the shoulder seam to the sleeve.

Kid's T-Shirts

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve centre back* (in)
XS	14	18	11.5
S	16	20.5	13.5
M	17	22	14.5
L	18	23.5	15.5
XL	19	25	16.5

* Sleeve centre back is measured from the centre of the back of the shirt down to the edge of the sleeve — NOT the shoulder seam to the sleeve.

See complete size chart (including FAQs) here.

Color: White

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Quantity

Celebrate the positive impact of medical treatments with this "Product of Unnatural Selection" t-shirt. Whether you're a proud cancer survivor, an IVF baby, rely on medication to stay alive (looking at you, insulin!), are simply a lover of vaccines, or anywhere in between, show your support for medical research and innovation with this super-soft tee. A perfect end-of-chemo gift, remission celebration t-shirt, spoonie shirt, or statement tee for anyone who's had a life-saving medical intervention and not afraid to own it.

Add to cart — because you should feel proud to show off what you've overcome.

Proudly designed in Canada.

Heads up: this design is made-to-order, so returns are not accepted as per our returns policy. Please double-check our size chart before ordering!

Garment Details

Modern Classic fit for the perfect blend of timeless comfort and style
Made with soft 100% ring-spun cotton with a high stitch density for an extra-smooth feel
Lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) that won't keep you down
Designed with your comfort in mind: seamless body and tear-away label for no itchy side seams nor scratchy tags!
Narrow width. Consider sizing up if you are in-between two sizes widthwise.
Taped neck and shoulder seams add comfort and durability by preventing stretching
Ribbed knit collar that is highly elastic and designed to retain its shape.
Responsibly sourced garment and made with OEKO-TEX certified low-environmental-impact dyes, so you can feel good about your purchase
♥︎

Care Instructions

Do not dry-clean;
Do not bleach;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Hang dry for longer life;
Iron, steam or dry: low heat;
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours.

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

Sizing FAQs

Why Shop With Us?

We know it's hard finding that perfect cancer patient gift that strikes the balance between acknowledging the super-sh*tty thing going on while centering the real person going through it and their experience. During my diagnosis and treatment for Hodgkin's Lymphoma in my mid-20s, humour (sometimes dark, sometimes sarcastic, sometimes ironic) was my coping mechanism of choice.

So whether you're looking for an ironic statement about toxic bodily fluids while on chemo precautions, a subtle design flaunting your new stem cells, or showing everyone that you survived cancer but all you got was this lousy t-shirt, we're here to make you feel seen during every part of your cancer journey. It will be through sarcastic funny t-shirts, but hey, you've already got doctors galore.

By shopping with us, you are...
✔ Supporting a Survivor Owned & Operated business 💜
✔ & Supporting Local Businesses — orders are printed & fulfilled in YOUR country! Canadian orders are printed by a Canadian small business, and US orders are printed in the US. Enjoy a smoother shipping experience with no customs, duties, or tariffs!

View full details

Country/region

Product of Unnatural Selection Adult Unisex Statement Tee