No Cancer Talk Today Adult Unisex Statement Tee

Adult T-shirts

* Sleeve centre back is measured from the centre of the back of the shirt down to the edge of the sleeve — NOT the shoulder seam to the sleeve.

Kid's T-Shirts

* Sleeve centre back is measured from the centre of the back of the shirt down to the edge of the sleeve — NOT the shoulder seam to the sleeve.

See complete size chart (including FAQs) here.

• Modern Classic fit for the perfect blend of timeless comfort and style
• Adult tees are made with soft 100% ring-spun cotton with a high stitch density for an extra-smooth feel, and lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) that won't keep you down
• Kid's tees are made with soft-to-the-touch 100% midweight (180 g/m²) cotton, perfect for every day!
• Designed with your comfort in mind: seamless body and tear-away label for no itchy side seams nor scratchy tags!
• Narrow width. Consider sizing up if you are in-between two sizes widthwise.
• Taped neck and shoulder seams add comfort and durability by preventing stretching
• Ribbed knit collar that is highly elastic and designed to retain its shape.
• Responsibly sourced garment and made with OEKO-TEX certified low-environmental-impact dyes, so you can feel good about your purchase
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Do not dry-clean;
Do not bleach;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Hang dry for longer life;
Iron, steam or dry: low heat;
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours.

Important note: Please read label instructions carefully for all garments.

I'm between sizes — which should I pick?

The product listing will let you know what type of fit the shirt width is (i.e. classic, wide, narrow). If it's a narrow fit and you're between sizes widthwise, I recommend sizing up. In general, think of what you would be most comfortable wearing — something a little too tight or something a little too baggy — and keep in mind the shirts may shrink depending on how you wash them. Our shirts are not pre-shrunk.

Should I buy an Adult sized T-shirt or a Kid's for my small adolescent/teenager?

I recommend buying the size that most closely matches the measurements and ratios of their body. For example, a Kid's Large and Adult Small are both 18 inches in width, but the Kid's style shirt is 4.5 inches shorter in body length than the Adult.

Why are extended sizes more expensive?

We charge slightly more for 2XL and 3XL sizes as the cost to produce them is up to 44% more than our XS-XL sizes. This is due to higher fabric usage and larger printing area.

We know it's hard finding that perfect cancer patient gift that strikes the balance between acknowledging the super-sh*tty thing going on while centering the real person going through it and their experience. During my diagnosis and treatment for Hodgkin's Lymphoma in my mid-20s, humour (sometimes dark, sometimes sarcastic, sometimes ironic) was my coping mechanism of choice.

So whether you're looking for an ironic statement about toxic bodily fluids while on chemo precautions, a subtle design flaunting your new stem cells, or showing everyone that you survived cancer but all you got was this lousy t-shirt, we're here to make you feel seen during every part of your cancer journey. It will be through sarcastic funny t-shirts, but hey, you've already got doctors galore.

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