Best-Selling Gifts
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Heme-Onc Cowboy Disco Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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Up Yours, Cancer! Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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My Cells Love Me Retro Adult Unisex Tee
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Personally Victimized By My Immune System Adult Unisex Statement Tee
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Collection: Best-Selling Gifts
Cancer’s tough— finding that perfect gift doesn’t have to be. Our best-selling funny cancer t-shirts, sarcastic oncology tees, and dark humour chemo gifts are made for those who prefer to face treatment with a little sarcasm and a lot of style. Designed for fighters, survivors, and anyone who knows that laughter is the best (non-FDA-approved) medicine.
✔ Designed & Printed in Canada 🇨🇦
✔ Free Shipping Across Canada 🚚
✔ Survivor Owned and Operated 💜
✔ Soft, Comfortable, and Built for Marathon Nap Sessions
Dark humour? Check. Sarcasm? Plenty. Cringe-free cancer gifts? Finally.
Shop now and give a gift that doesn’t suck (unlike cancer).
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For Fighters
Between the appointments, the side effects, and everyone acting weird around you,...
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For Survivors
You made it through the scans, the side effects, the superrrrr helpful unsolicited advice—...
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For Supporters
Watching someone you love go through cancer isn’t a walk in the...
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For Medical Staff
You didn’t sign up to work in the oncology field because it...