Cancer sucks.

There's no question about that. Whether you're a fighter, survivor, or supporter, we all need to find our ways to cope. I was diagnosed with late-stage Hodgkin's lymphoma in 2024 at age 24, and I needed humour to cope — lots of it. I know I'm not alone in feeling this way, and so Mhemotherapy (pronounced meme-o-therapy) was born. Channelling my treatment-related humour into funny cancer t-shirts and chemo gifts was only natural to me, and if you've been in my shoes, I hope it'll bring a smile to your face.

Be warned! Some may see these designs as awful, idiotic, or just plain offensive. But if you share my particular brand of humour, I do hope you'll enjoy them. Whether you're looking for a chemo patient gift, remission celebration shirt, sarcastic radiation therapy tee, or even a funny oncology nurse gift, there's something here for you.

Remember, kids, cancer sucks, but your shirts don't have to.

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Check out some of our best-selling chemo gifts, oncology tees, and sarcastic cancer t-shirts for kids and adults!

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Adult Cancer Tees

Chemo brain? Check. New hair (or lack thereof)? Check. A t-shirt that says what you’re really thinking? Finally.

Whether you're looking for a chemo gift, a funny cancer shirt, a radiation therapy tee, a cancer support t-shirt, or just something that tells the world you’re handling this on your own terms that's a little edgier than the classic Cancer Warrior t-shirt, we’ve got you covered.

Don't forget to add to cart — because dark humour is now a prescribed part of your treatment plan.

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Kid's Cancer Tees

Our funny cancer t-shirts for kids are made for those who’ve heard enough of the “stay strong” speeches and want something a little cheekier than the classic childhood cancer awareness shirt.

Whether you want a chemo gift for kids, a radiation therapy t-shirt, a stem cell transplant tee, or just a shirt that actually gets it, you’re in the right place.

Shop now — because treatment is temporary, but sarcasm is forever.

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    Retro-Inspired Tees

    Discover our retro-inspired funny cancer shirts here, guaranteed to either delight or offend. Or both. Sorry not sorry.

    Celebrate the retro revival with these chemo gifts for kids, women, and men!

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    Statement Tees

    These funny cancer shirts take one for the team and say what you're really thinking, so you don't have to.

    Because who has the extra energy to waste on dealing with one more "well-meaning" completely invasive stranger?

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